Espresso Shots 9-14-25
"Coffee! Because anger management is too expensive." – Unknown
"Coffee! Because anger management is too expensive." – Unknown
"If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all." - David Letterman
"Coffee is a language in itself." - Jackie Chan
"My doctor told me to give up coffee. But I told him, I’m a writer, not a suicide bomber." – Jerry Seinfeld
"As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?" - Cassandra Clare
"Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of roast goat." - Johann Sebastian Bach
"Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever." - David Letterman
"I never laugh until I've had my coffee." - Clark Gable
"Life without coffee is like a broken pencil – pointless" - Unknown
"A yawn is a silent scream for coffee" - Unknown